Oh. My. God.
I scrolled down casually and got most of the way there without realising there would actually be a picture at the end. But I didn't burst out laughing, I really didn't... ...well, it was joyful. A joyful outburst.
I think the Susan above has the ability to be much kinder. Then again, I have several children of my own...
You do actually have a nice rhythm with the colours *g* - I was thinking earlier that you sure have to do a lot of public-type things you might not be so good at, just because you're so good at something. So really, I do respect you a good deal for that. Let's hear it for the pillowcase. How about a matching duvet cover? You could do that tomorrow... if you've got nothing else to do *g*