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‘In my end is my beginning’ - T.S. Eliot

September 30th, 2009

Well, philosohounds, tonight’s my last blog on the dog. I want to thank those of you who have followed faithfully and sent in your comments, and also the silent ones, who read but never said a word.

A few things to announce before I go…

First, there are three winners in the aphorism comp – Lauren, Jack and Laura de Girolamo. Could you please send me your addresses and I’ll get those prizes out to you ASAP (i.e. when I get back from holiday). Congrats on your valiant efforts! You’re in good company.

Secondly, today my website finally progressed from ‘under construction’ to ‘work in progress’ so you can take a look at it, though I suggest you do so in Firefox rather than Explorer till we iron out a few wrinkles…you can visit it here. I’ll continue to blog every Monday (she said in good faith), posting a Big Question for you to do with what you will, along with an aphorism for the week. Also, I’ll go into some details about The Beginner’s Guide to Living as per requests I received during my time blogging here, particularly to do with images from the novel (published and unpublished) and the character of Will. I had hoped to have him drop in during my time here, but I’m currently ‘inhabited’ by another character, from my new novel, and it seems these characters can get territorial (I’m imagining now what a field day a shrink would have with this kind of stuff!?!…The United States of Lia)

Thirdly, a little thing I’m involved in which I haven’t mentioned yet…for all those who travel around on Melbourne’s trains, you may have seen the art/poetry posters stuck on the walls of the carriages. The project is called Moving Galleries, and I was involved in setting it up, and continue to select the poems along with fellow poet Matt Hetherington (it’s all done anonymously so all forms of bribery are futile, though I do have a weakness for Lindt chilli chocolate and early edition poetry books with marganalia). So here’s the news - we’re about to open up again for submissions (you heard it here first!!!) We publish a whole range of people from professional poets (yes, such a thing exists) to complete novices, so check out the Moving Galleries website and have a go. Literally millions of people read those poems, and love them!

OK, time to go. I hope you’ve enjoyed meeting Rumi, Socrates, Nietzsche and Montaigne, maybe for the first time, or perhaps it’s been a nostalgic return to old friends (or enemies…I know Nietzsche isn’t always that popular). My idea was to introduce you to some of the thinkers that appeared in my novel but who have also been helpful to me at various times in my life, and continue to be so. Nietzsche could only believe in a God that could dance, I can only conceive of a world where ideas are as multi-limbed and life-giving as trees.

It’s been a pleasure…

Till next time,
Lia

 

The chance philosopher…a cat, a tower and a stove.

September 29th, 2009

I read an interesting article from the Guardian a while ago comparing two types of people: ‘tower people’ and ‘stove people’. The tower people are those who are similar in philosophical outlook to Montaigne, the stove people are those closer to Descartes - Montaigne wrote in a tower, Descartes had a revelatory period writing in a ‘stove’ (…not as strange as it might seem: I once rented a cottage in a small hamlet in Western France in which to do some writing, but the woman I rented it from first proposed to me – given my small budget – that  I stay in their old bread oven, which was big enough to house a desk, a bed and a tiny kitchen). Whereas Descartes, with his ‘I think therefore I am’, developed precepts upon which you can build a notion of reality methodically and systematically, Montaigne swung between different ideas, drawing constantly from observation and life experience, e.g. while watching his cat play. For tower people thinking is more about exploring than concluding. And this is why Montaigne’s right to be called a philosopher has been challenged – this is not to say that he didn’t apply rigorous standards to his thinking processes – though he is not alone in this approach, and in more recent times some philosophers have become more comfortable with this ‘tower’ position (I think Wittgenstein’s influence has had something to do with this…remember the ‘if a lion could talk’ guy???…which kind of reminds me of Montaigne: ‘In nine lifetimes, you’ll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.’)

You will have noticed as we’ve met various thinkers over the last four weeks that they have had different approaches to philosophy, from Rumi’s mystical revelations, to Socrates’ method of argumentation, to Nietzsche’s mix of aphorism, allegory and systemized thought, and now Montaigne, in his tower, drawing on the ideas he reads in books, the workings of his own body, writing his way towards an understanding of the world, almost like a novelist, some kind of truth emerging as he goes. There are of course many other ‘types’ of philosophers, ‘chance’ or otherwise, and I think this diversity is fascinating…it encourages us to explore their ideas and find ones that speak deeply to us.

I’ll be signing off tomorrow, but until then a final question: are you a tower person or a stove person?

 

The Big Question no. 4

September 28th, 2009

Here it is, our last question on Inside a Dog:

 

What use is philosophy if it’s been asking the same questions for millenia?

 

 

Last chance…

September 27th, 2009

Howdy, philosodogs. Last chance to get those aphorisms in and win fame and glory, and a prize. You got twenty four hours…

A little inspiration from a couple of pros we know in the ‘arrows and maxims’ department:

 

‘A thought, even a possibilty, can shatter and transform us.’ - Nietzsche

 

‘Let him who would move the world, first move himself.’ - Socrates

 

‘Age imprints more wrinkles on the mind than it does on the face.’ - Montaigne

 

‘Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.’ - Rumi

 

Looking forward to reading your own slithers of wisdom…

 

Bon nuit,

Lia

 

 

What do I know?

September 25th, 2009

Afternoon, philosopups. As we’re saying goodbye to Nietzsche, I thought it would be fitting to have him introduce our next philosopher – this is what he said about him: ‘…that such a man has written, joy on earth has surely increased…’

So, here’s what he looked like – welcome to the sixteenth century.

 

 

Interestingly, some commentators have challenged the notion that he was actually a philosopher because his writings, which he referred to as Essais (from the French ‘an attempt’…hence our word ‘essay’) wandered around a variety of subjects without ever presenting a systematic collection of theories. He himself said of philosophy: ‘…amazement is the foundation of all philosophy, inquiry, its way of advancing; and ignorance is its end…’, and he spent a great deal of time exercising his sense of amazement, about the world, and very often about himself, writing from experience, observation and based on his study of the wide selection of mainly classical texts which he read. And he began always with himself. As he said: ‘I myself am the subject of my book.’

So, who was he, and how does he challenge our notion of what it is to be a philosopher?

His name was Michel de Montaigne and he was the son of a wealthy humanist – they lived in a castle in Perigord, Western France, and the young Montaigne was educated in a very unusual way for his day, or for any period if it comes to that…a musician playing a zither accompanied Montaigne and his tutor everywhere, striking up a tune anytime the boy was bored, defining his world with music. He was also a very successful statesman, though he eventually retired from public life to pursue his desire to record his ‘thoughts, by which I am striving to make known not matter but me.’

Montaigne referred to himself as a ‘chance philosopher, not a premeditated one’ and I think it’s this humility but also this self-understanding that is so attractive about him. He talked about the human body, his own – ‘kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies’ – in a way that is not common amongst commentators of his time, and definitely not philosophers. There is something very real and very modern about Montaigne. But although he encouraged the language of doubt, coming from a skeptical position about any cultures, or any individuals, having a hold on the truth – ‘The only thing certain is nothing is certain’ – he was as adamant as Nietzsche about the high standards we should apply when making judgments about any argument or proposition, and he warned us equally of the danger of relaxing into unexamined thought: ‘We are all huddled and concentrated in ourselves, and our vision is reduced to the length of our nose.’

Montaigne only makes a small appearance in The Beginner’s Guide to Living, when Will spray paints one of Montaigne’s aphorisms on the side of his school gym – ‘A man who has learned how to die has unlearned how to be a slave’ – but he features more in the novel that I’m currently writing, The Devotee. Sophie, the mother in the story, bases the way she educates her son partly on the life experience and writings of Montaigne (which, as we have seen, are inextricably linked). Here’s a sneak preview from my new novel (in progress): Sophie’s first visit to Montaigne’s tower as a child, presented as a flashback:

 

Sophie is climbing the circular staircase that leads to the château tower Montaigne referred to as the ‘citadelle’. Though she can’t see her father, his shadow appears from time to time in the stone stairwell behind her, its shape dependant on the position of the windows – on such occasions, he always lets his daughter go first. On the way, in the car, he’d recounted the details of the philosopher’s childhood, how his education followed a pedagogical plan sketched out by his wealthy, humanist father, Montaigne’s first three years spent with a peasant family in a cottage until he was brought back to live in the family castle, his instruction assigned to a tutor versed in Latin, his father only hiring servants who could speak the language.
Sophie is wearing a new dress the same shade of orange as the marigolds in their back garden in Paris, ones she planted; around her neck, the locket her father gave her last month for her tenth birthday. Her hand goes to the locket as she reaches the top step and turns round to make sure that her father is not far behind – hearing his footsteps, she enters Montaigne’s library. Once boasting a collection of over a thousand texts, the room is full of light but void of books, its stone walls bearing only faint traces of the shelves and furniture, the man that once inhabited them.
‘Look.’
Sophie’s father is standing behind her pointing to the ceiling.
She follows his finger to the rafters, to the words inscribed into the wood in Greek and Latin, the indecipherable lettering like secret languages.
‘What does it say?’ she asks her father.
He places a finger on the bow of his top lip and translates without faltering.
I do not understand. I pause. I examine.’
‘Did Montaigne write that?’
‘No,’ he says, sweeping his arm above his head as if delineating constellations. ‘They’re all quotes from writers he admired.’
And then her father begins to quote Montaigne himself, from memory, for which he has an infinite capacity – ‘Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies,’ he says as he leans back against the whitewashed walls of the library of one of the most famous thinkers in all of France, Sophie feeling the boom of history ricocheting around them, encapsulated in her father’s voice, and she laughs, aware that he could only say such things in the absence of her mother, complicity adding to the deliciousness of the afternoon, as he continues, ‘Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen’, and ‘Every man bears the whole stamp of the human condition’, pausing by the window, his eyes seeking out hers before uttering the last, without detectable irony -‘Que sais-je?’
What do I know?

 

The one that didn’t get away…

September 23rd, 2009

Down at the beach this morning, most of the fish were gone - the sea took them back - though one remained…

 

 

…and, as always, the stray feathers…

 

 

In anticipation of a new philosopher joining us tomorrow, here’s a few words from him: ‘I have never seen a greater monster or miracle in the world than myself.’

Keep those aphorisms coming…only a few days to go.

 

 

Thus spake a dying fish…

September 22nd, 2009

Tonight, as I was walking along the beach, weaving between the cuttlefish and the hollowed coral, small fish that looked like baby pilchards kept beaching themselves in front of me, some of them wriggling a serrated line in the sand as they headed the wrong way towards salvation, others forming star-shapes around them as they writhed, their death throes forming spirographic patterns. And I leant down and picked them up, one by one, balancing them on a small pillow of sand, their bodies like liquid metal, a slither of mercury, and I tossed them into the surf, some leaping out of my hand before I could get them close enough, others zipping through the shallows and out to freedom…a few beaching themselves once again, confused in their rapid movement as to which way was open sea. And as I did this, I was caught between the absolute wonder of holding a wild thing of beauty in my hand and the misgiving that maybe what I was doing was going against something preordained. But the desire is there, always, isn’t it, to give and sustain life?

This afternoon, before I went walking, I was looking up some references from Nietzsche’s Thus Spake Zarathustra, probably my favourite text of his, and thinking about why he wrote it. He himself saw it as a great ‘gift’, and I can understand why he felt that way – the book has always seemed to me to offer hope, prophesying in its allegorical way of the arrival of the ubermensch (you remember Nietzsche’s ‘supermen’, also translated as ‘overmen’ or ‘superhumans’ or ‘beyond-man’ depending on the  translator). These individuals would embrace this world, with all its joys and sufferings, turning their backs on the other-worlds promised by many religions. Nietzsche saw this as the absolute embracement of life, and that anything else was nihilistic – they would see beyond the chaos of a world where morality and belief had undergone the ultimate challenge, to present a life-affirming and creative approach to new values…remember his aphorism: ‘You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star’.

When I read these writings, I imagine Nietzsche walking along the shores of Lake Silvaplana in Switzerland, before returning to his spartan room and writing feverishly - in his own words: ‘writing in blood’ - giving form to ideas that came to him during his ramblings by his beloved lake, creating a poetic shape to his philosophy, and all the time reeling before the weight of his burden. I can’t read Nietzsche without feeling the emotion behind what he’s saying, his desire to find a new way forward, for himself, but also for the rest of us… the desire to affirm life, to save.

 
As I picked up those tiny fish this evening, their mouths gaping in the fading light, I had a sense of the futility of my actions – at times there were so many of them and some kept heading straight back into the deathtrap of dry sand - but it was impossible for me to walk on and leave them open-mouthed and suffocating. As I held a small strip of convulsive silver in my hand and stared into its circle of an eye, it staring back at me, I thought that though biologically we were only vaguely connected, possessing a brain, a nervous system, a spine, we were both endowed with one irrefutable and overriding thing – the desire to live, to be a part of this world, something Nietzsche affirmed with every word of his Zarathustra.

 

‘This is my morning, my day beginneth: arise now, arise, thou great noontide!”—

Thus spake Zarathustra and left his cave, glowing and strong, like a morning sun coming out of gloomy mountains. ‘

 

The Big Question no. 3

September 21st, 2009

Thanks to all those who contributed to the discussion on The Big Question no. 2, on immortality…responses ranged from teeth to souls to memory to stardust. By all means, keep the discussion going.

So, in keeping with the theme of today’s post on Nietzsche and the metaphysics of waves, here’s The Big Question no. 3…

 

…is God dead?

 

 

The metaphysics of waves.

September 21st, 2009

Howdy philosomutts and greetings from paradise. Been spending a fair bit of time these last few days floating face up, thinking about the metaphysics of waves. About the rise and fall of things. About giving yourself up to the elements. About the benign nature of Nature. Did a wave ever set out to drown? Does a wave have consciousness? A wave is purely a momentary collection of water molecules, united in the swell before it dissolves once more into the sea. And as I float, held by the idea of waves, I think about Nietzsche. Nietzsche, by saying that ‘God is dead’ was talking about something similar, a world without a discernible ‘consciousness’. He said that science had more or less done away with old belief systems – he felt that Christianity in particular, and its doctrines, had been overwhelmingly challenged by scientific theory, and that European culture had reached a point of no return. But how to live in a world where conventional belief systems and ideas of morality have been seriously challenged? A universe without meaning? What is often refereed to as ‘nihilism’, and got Nietzsche his ‘pessimist’ label. Nietzsche’s views on this are complex and developed over time, but he did say of the world that ‘it has no meaning behind it, but countless meanings.’ As countless as there are people to interpret and experience it.

 

Does the sea seem crueler to me if it is indifferent to my existence?

 

Here’s Will dreaming about being a wave, water, returning to the source (this extract was edited out of the final version of the novel…for your eyes only!) It reminds me of what Nietzsche talked about, staring into the abyss (and it staring back at you), imagining your own non-existence:

 

‘Dream.
I am a wave, I rise and fall with the swell. The sea is vast, no land on the horizon, the sky and the water the same metallic grey. They are mirrors of themselves. A storm is coming.
I rise like a wall, a mountain, to incredible heights. I am the stomach of the ocean, its heart. Climb, climb till I’m almost sky. I feel the pull of ascending, and then the instant, the gasp, the fear of drowning in myself. Then I begin the slow fall downwards. Enter once more the body of the sea.’

 

And here’s a bit that did make it into the novel: Will talking about a show he saw on TV about water having memory…

 

‘While I watched that show I thought about what kind of memory water might hold.  Maybe somewhere deep down I have memories of being a watermelon or a fish. Then I got to thinking that maybe this is what Buddhists mean about being born over and over again. Every now and then you get a glimpse: you remember what it’s like to be part of the sea.’

 

One suggests a world without a universal consciousness, just being and non-being, the other a kind of shared, connecting form of memory…what do you think?

And here’s Nietzsche, talking about what it might be like living in that world where old beliefs and systems had been challenged, where things had become more fluid:

 

‘The ocean lies all around you; true, it is not always roaring, and sometimes it lies there as if it were silken and golden and a gentle favourable dream.  But there will be times when you will know that it is infinite and that there is nothing more terrible than infinity…’

 

And Will’s response to this was: Am I ready for the open sea?

Time for a swim…

 

 

we have danced bent round a poet’s words…

September 18th, 2009

Hey there. I wanted to write something more illuminating about Nietzsche today but it’s just too sunny and tomorrow I’m leaving to go to the beach for a couple of weeks, so I’m feeling like a little poetry instead. This one is set in St Kilda, down near the beach (it’s a true story…ssshhhh):

 
birdman

Your hands direct traffic
conduct a silent line
through Saturday night raucous
sun stealing into sticky bars
             your feathered mask
you have acquired the bird’s twitch
wed it with an ocean swell
of rippling arms, elbows
            invoking the distant bay
in your basket, paper rolls.

Your beak astounds
a bikie chick cranes back
your purpose vague and laced
            with effrontery
a gold coin is all you seek
that, and everything.

We make our offering
             unfurl the roll and its printed words
they are Rilke’s

hurled through with birds
and deep with the winds –
of homecoming

your back turns, loose pants
connected neck
and I know you, masked still
we have danced
bent round a poet’s words, before a tender crowd
cello, tabla, flute
as I sank into a women’s arms, eyes shut
incanting a Sufi’s heart
and you
caught in your Paradise, trance-limbed.

A horn blast and you go
the giant’s wheel turns in Luna Park
            fled human squawks
in your wake
Absence travels the duskpaths
            not a feather shed.

 
While we’re on the theme of beaches, here’s an extract from my novel, set at Will’s favourite beach, Half Moon Bay – he’s remembering his mother…

 

Memory.
The rocks rise in layers of gold beneath the sun. They’ve been shaped by the wind. Water has left its mark like trickles of dark blood. My mother disappears into the deep shadows beyond the sign that warns of falling rocks – I can only read the picture – and I want to follow her in but I’m scared. When I call her, the wind takes off with my words. I know there are places she goes to, parts of her, which I can’t yet understand. I wait with the sun, for my mother to return.

 

And here’s the original of the photo I used in the novel to accompany this bit of text, showing Will’s mother’s dress – ‘the dress she loved wearing to the beach, the one that made her merge with the sky’. It’s the only photo I doctored…I tried throwing the dress up in the air but it just didn’t work (this is for all the photography buffs out there…apologies to the purisits - I did in fact use digital, unlike Will in the novel) The photo was taken at Half Moon Bay. I’ll put the photo actually used in the novel after it, for those who haven’t seen it. The dress was bought in a little shop just off Salamanca Market in Hobart, about 20 years ago (it was retro even then).

 

 

 

 

OK, time to go and do some packing, but before I do, thanks to all those people who are sending in their thoughts and comments – take a look at them if you haven’t already, there’s some great ones! I’ll keep writing to you from sunny NSW (think white sand, spearmint choc-chip icecream and dolphins surfing the inside of waves…is there a word for the inside of a wave????) because we still have a few big questions to go and another philosopher to meet (though definitely not finished with Nietzsche yet).

 

Bon weekend,
Lia

 

 

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