The best thing about being a writer is the characters. It’s scary, but my characters become real to me, so I truly love watching them grow and develop with the story.
My last holiday was three weeks in China visiting Beijing, Shanghai, Huangzhou, Hong Kong and Macau. Fabulous.
When I was a kid, I absolutely adored a gorilla in London Zoo called Guy. For years he was my all-time hero. I'd have made him Prime Minister if I could.
The worst thing I've ever written is a poem I wrote inside a birthday card for my first girlfriend.
If I wasn’t a writer I’d be a frustrated teacher who wanted to be a writer. Funny, that’s what I’ve been most of my life.
The book characters I would most like to meet are the 3 Ugly Stepsisters, so I could tell them what I thought of them.
I'm a morning person because I have a morning dog who never lets me sleep in. ‘Breakfast is calling’, she tells me with wet nose nudges.
My first job was as a laboratory technician. I made microscope slides of cats' brains.
The best thing about being a writer is being able to live in an imaginary world and have imaginary friends.
I would switch on Big Brother if George Orwell (author of 1984 and creator of the original Big Brother) rose from the dead and gave Gretel Killeen a hard time.
I left school at fifteen. Back then, many parents herded their kids into “trades”. I became an apprentice “clicker”.
The worst thing I've ever written is some pretty dire poetry about various girls in the 80s
I was gonged on Hey Hey It’s Saturday whilst wearing a pink lame dress and a sequined cap.
Elephants, angels, tarpits, Deep people, stuffed toy dogs, gypsies, accordions and dormer-beetles.