I'm human, presumably. I have one head, two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears, etc. I also have a large collection of books that are loved and read to bits. Almost.
I have a guinea pig that hates the human race in general, and scares every single cat and dog that goes near her. She will cause the end of us all - I'm sure of it. Her name is Hush.
I have an interesting family.